Crush Strawberry

Or Strawberry Crush. Whatev. The best thing about this stuff is how little it tastes like strawberry. If I squint my taste buds, it runs through like Strawberry…

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Dark Berry Mountain Dew

The most important thing to know as we move forward with this review is that I am a seriously handsome guy. My beard is lush and waves in…

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Reed’s Cherry Ginger Beer

Okay, stick your tongue out about half and inch and bite it lightly. Bend your chin down tight against your neck and nod your head up and down…

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Tropical Banana

That’s all – Tropical Banana. Not Tropical Banana Fanta or any other brand name, just “Tropical Banana”. No brand name is attached to this, and as far as…

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Two Boots Cherry Coke Slushpuppy

Ker-boring. No taste of coke whatsoever, it’s just a slightly sweet crushed ice taste and some food coloring. Five bucks waste at Two Boots pizza, an otherwise wonderful…

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