The Ones That Got Away

Look at all those exciting drinks. It’s a veritable treasure trove of knock-off sodas and mysterious new flavors. Some are obvious, Ohana Punch is must the same as…

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Missed Connections: Top Pop Cola

You: Drunk, abandoned on the sidewalk. Full of the spittle of the person who used and discarded you. Still handsome in your blood spattered blue vest. Uou caught…

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Zevia Natural Diet Cola

s a cola Zevia Natural cola ain’t nothing that special, as a diet cola it completely rocks. Incredibly carbonated, it’s best when it’s very very cold, otherwise the…

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Jones Pure Cane Cola

Okay, the Jones drinks have never “wow’d” me. They are usually serviceable at best, horrible at worst. The charm of the company is their tremendous variety and occasional…

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Crush Strawberry

Or Strawberry Crush. Whatev. The best thing about this stuff is how little it tastes like strawberry. If I squint my taste buds, it runs through like Strawberry…

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Reed’s Cherry Ginger Beer

Okay, stick your tongue out about half and inch and bite it lightly. Bend your chin down tight against your neck and nod your head up and down…

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