Tahitian Treat Fruit Punch

Imagine you’re on a subway platform and a big, scary looking dude starts cursing at you and shaking his fists. It’s definitely you he’s talking to, it’s 3am…

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Crush Strawberry

Or Strawberry Crush. Whatev. The best thing about this stuff is how little it tastes like strawberry. If I squint my taste buds, it runs through like Strawberry…

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Dark Berry Mountain Dew

The most important thing to know as we move forward with this review is that I am a seriously handsome guy. My beard is lush and waves in…

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